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Retarded Animal Babies 3 Retarded Animal Babies 3

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Y U DO THIS?!??!!!

When did you change the damn Simpsons line to "2007"? You should leave it, for historical purposes, because technically it became true! They didn't release a god damn simpsons movie, and you had a DVD by then (right?) so you actualyl DID outgross the simpsons movie by a vast ammount!



M M

Rated 4 / 5 stars

That rocked...

But the audio rules. You should give props to Squarepusher for the audio, seeing as he made it and deserves credit because Squarepusher is your daddy. I liked the film, too, just not sure why it's rated mature. Does suceptibility to epileptic seizures fade as you get older?



Daily2oon07122005 Daily2oon07122005

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Nice platform

for short, etude style/first time entries, I think this kind of batch submission is a good thing, much better than putting an ametuer piece up by itself in the portal. The clown thing scared me, the mp3 player thing kinda wigged me out, the tree thing was rather strange (had had a stick figure... meh) but the old nazi guy eating babies was brilliant. Took the best of all the other works and combined them to make up for the lacking parts. That music was great in that segment. I think this is a great idea here, and I hope these keep coming.



Flamingo Kid Flamingo Kid

Rated 1 / 5 stars

well...

I shouldn't like it, but I do. The animation sucked for the most part, but I like the story (although quaint, and minimal, and actually just short to the point of being bullshit) and thought it was funny. I can't imagine how you turn that into more episodes, but whatev. Gave me a laugh. Sue me.


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Across The Universe Across The Universe

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Heavy

Newgrounds has been different lately...

Still a bunch of tripe about video games and stick figures, but there been a handful of very ambitious pieces, and this is the first one to truely impress me. It makes me smile that NG may become an outpost for serious artistic expression, instead of digging itself in as the island of misfit flash designers.



Grand Theft Boner Grand Theft Boner

Rated 0 / 5 stars

please read

I want my five minutes back.



There she is!!! There she is!!!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

floored

Awesome, an actual handdrawn animation on NG. So friggin clean, too, and all the stuff that was obviously flash was completely tasteful. Nice to see something on NG that wasn't someone tellin himself "let me drawn a few sprits on me cyber tablet here, and then I'll do the actual work on the comp." Bitchin ska, too. Cute story as well, liked the newspaper style of the drawings alot. Good stuff.


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Retarded Animal Babies 6 Retarded Animal Babies 6

Rated 5 / 5 stars

RAB rocks ass

I hate to look like I'm that guy who's boosting his personal favorite cartoon, but I am that guy, so fuck it. But I legitimately think everything was great, and for once there are enough eggs to give it a legitimate interactivity rating, and they're content related. w00t! Dave, you got the cosmic powers my friend.



Magic Animal Babies Magic Animal Babies

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Something happened when Dog got neutered.

Although well done and relatively in the style of Rab, I hope I never see Mab on TV unless it's on HBO, or CC after South Park. You really lost the magic of the group by closing them off that much. If it does hit the toob, make sure instead of going for cleaner jokes, you simply go for cleaner language (ie. ren and stimpy-esque workarounds)



HL2: Source Code HL2: Source Code

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Death to haxor llamas.

Who ever is out there hoaring the source, and playing that b00tl3g shit, you make my dick ache.